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Complimentary Friends & Family Gift Get Our #1 Invisible Weapon That Breezes Through Restricted Areas for FREE!

The reason you’re seeing this private free deal is simple… 

You’ve previously done business either with us or one of our “sister companies” (VNSH or Modern Needs Survival)

It means a lot to us that you’ve trusted us by doing that…

And as a result, we want to offer you our #1 “invisible weapon” for FREE... (just cover S&H)

It breezes through places where no other defense tools would EVER be allowed.

It also weighs next to nothing, so you can easily conceal it in dozens of places nobody who searches you would EVER expect to look.

Meaning you’ll stay armed and dangerous everywhere you go.

Looks Harmless In Your Pocket…
But In Your Fist…
It’ll Turn Any Attacker’s Face Into
Swiss Cheese


This is our Military-Ops Tactical Pen.

And it’s the one of the few “weapons” you can carry with you just about anywhere.

It’s also brutally effective no matter your age or size. 

Anyone from your preschooler to your mother-in-law can use this thing to send someone straight to the hospital.

All it takes is grabbing and slamming!

6 Reasons This Sneaky Tool Will Be the First Thing You Grab Every Time You Leave Home

  • Easily Refillable for a Lifetime of Use: Takes standard ballpoint cartridges (and includes 1 refill too).

    Life-Saving Glass Breaker: If you ever need to break a window to escape a car or building, this tool lets you do it instantly.

    Super Grip: The surface is etched in grip-right texture to ensure it doesn’t slip from your hands when you need it most.

    Bulletproof Construction: Made from aircraft-grade aluminum it’s super tough and will last you decades – if not longer.

    Double-Headed Slam Caps: Both ends of the tactical pen can puncture and pierce – meaning you don’t have to do any thinking when you’re caught in a defense scenario.

    “Surehold” Pocket Clip: All-aluminum pocket clip guarantees this tool stays put in any pocket, no matter what you’re doing.


Patty on Jan. 13, 2023

It’s a beast

This combo product is all it says it is. Extremely well built, has a very good battery life, a good bright light, and the stun gun noise alone will fend off just about anything/anyone. We keep one in the house at all times and a second in our motorhome. Great product.


ED on Dec. 29, 2022

Packs a punch!

Luckily I haven’t had to use it, but I’ve clicked it on and let me tell you… the noise on this thing makes me feel safe by itself. I can’t imagine being touched with it. Solid, heavy but not too heavy, and long enough to not have to get too close to a person to touch them with it. 5 Stars.

1000s Have Happily Paid Full Price - But Today You Get One FREE…

The normal price of the Military-Ops Tactical Pen is $24.97.

And 1,000s of people have gladly paid it…

But today, you have the chance to snag one of these clever “weapons” for nothing but the cost of stamps.

Wondering why??

Well, here you go…

Why You're Getting This Awesome EDC Tool for FREE Today

Like we said earlier…

We’re extremely grateful that you’ve joined our family of brands as a buyer and/or subscriber. 

And our #1 priority is keeping YOU happy.

Not just because we’re nice… 

But because it’s just good business.

It’s harder (and more expensive) to win new customers than it is to keep existing ones.

So we want to maintain the best relationship possible with every single person who finds their way to us!

So instead of paying the normal price of $24.97… 

You’re going to get this tool for nothing but the cost it takes to pack and ship – just $7.97.

(and you’ll also have the chance to get extras for a crazy good discount too)

1 Last Thing You Deserve to Know About This Weapon…

Which is…

Even though all you’re paying for today is the shipping cost to get this weapon to you… 

It’s covered by the same “no questions asked” money-back guarantee as everything we sell.

If for any reason whatsoever you feel it doesn’t live up to your expectations. 

You have a FULL YEAR to contact our US-Based Support Team to receive a prompt, no-hassle refund on the shipping cost you paid to get it.

It’s that simple.

Sounds fair?

Then don’t wait! 

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